Well I've never been so uninjured and uninsulted in my life!! I'm unoffended! But just to set the record straight, my inspirational quotes are inspirational and not cheesy in the least bit! I'd have to say more like sour cream... But I think you've given me food for thought... cheese and sour cream... might as well make some bean and cheese dip out of that... And for the rest of that record that I was setting straight because you made it crooked, I don't owe you cereal. I am actually a serial eater! I eat all kinds of cereal all the time! And the milk cops are after me... serial cereal eater.... Ya see, once I start thinking this way, I know I've had too little sleep... last night I dreamt that no less than 7 of my friends had died in a car crash! What caused such a horrendous accident you ask? A puddle in the Kroger parking lot... I always knew that place was second only to the fiery depths of hell!!! Darn you Kroger! Darn you to Heck!
Can anyone tell me why and how theres a river in the underworld? Its supposed to be burning and all down there and SOMEHOW theres just this crazy river named Styx. And how is there fire? Is there so much oxygen in the underworld that an eternal fire of damnation can just casually smolder- I mean BURN PEOPLE TO CRISPS under the surface of the earth? I know why Global Warming is happening.. its not SUV's and people who smoke until their lungs fall out of their noses! Its Satan himself! I wonder how much coal he uses... he probably uses up all of Santa's coal too which causes more greed because Santa is forced to give the naughty children things other than coal.. such as chopped wood covered in baking soda and grapes with little toothpick umbrellas in them! Those greedy children... Probably all in Slytherin too! And the kids that get things like LCHS hoagies and half of a matchbox are probably sent straight to Hufflepuff... poor Hufflepufflers.. They never get mentioned anymore.. thats probably because of the Chudley Canons! Anybody who's anybody knows who the Chudley Canons are... they're probably the most famous Qudditch team in the World! every time I see the name "Chudley Canons" I think of obese men in their mid-forties flying around on shabby broomsticks (If you can even call them that) holding pistols from the 1400s... No wonder they've never made it to the World Cup...
err... umm...nomnomnomnomnomnom..... um...nom......uhhhhhhhhhh....... *looks up inspirational quotes*
Screw that.. just watch this okay? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc
Makes my day... Every time :)
Dan the Man
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