Saint Phoebe was a Roman woman who was mentioned by Paul in his letters to the Romans, Romans: 16:1. She lived during the first century AD and helped deliver Paul’s Epistle to the Roman Christian church. Her feast day is September 3rd. Phoebe is not a Patron saint of anything.
There is very little information on Saint Phoebe other than that she was a follower of Christ and Saint Paul. She helped spread the information Paul’s letters to the Romans. I am going to give up on this project because I don't care enough to write more. Instead of doing a high-quality report on someone that could've worked in a friggin first-century food pantry, I think I'll just slaughter the rest of this paper on the internet!
Saint Phoebe is not a Patron saint of anything so there is really no reason to write a report on her other than to make my religion teacher happy. Well too bad Mrs Religion teacher, you don't matter enough for me to want to write a paper for you about someone who was mentioned ONCE in the Bible. That is not enough information. Maybe she was a cook and she gave Paul a piece of bread and some pasta. But hopefully not too much pasta for one guy because that would be too much pasta for one guy! He might've put that pasta into a bowl that never got empty! Then he could've solved the food crisis everywhere.
Once upon a time there was a woman named Saint Phoebe. No one knows what she did. And I think the only person who cares, could be you Mrs. Religion teacher. But once again, you don't matter enough for me to write an excellent paper about St. Phoebe. Maybe her friends called her Phebes. I'd call her that! What about Phob? Thats a perfectly feminine name! I think it fits with he character quite nicely to be honest. But sadly I can't be honest about that. I just lied two sentences ago because I don't actually know anything whatsoever about St. Phoebe's character. I don't know if she even had a character! What if Paul got her name wrong? How would you like to be in the Bible or another famous publication but the writer got your name wrong so no one knows anything about you except for the fact that you graciously helped the writer and other folks.
In conclusion, this is the worst paper I have written since I was in fourth grade. One of those reasons is because I could not find any information on the subject. Another reason is because I started the conclusion paragraph with the words "In conclusion..."(Dantheblanksblog.blogspot.com). Another reason this paper sucks is because I don't feel like writing a Works Cited page so I'll just tell you I looked at 50 different websites and every last one of them said the exact same thing except for Dantheblanksblog.blogspot.com which had very structured sentences and lots of sarcasm that may or may not have made anyone's day today.
Hope you liked my essay.. I wish I could turn off the indent... Darn you left indent!! Darn you to Heck!
Dan the Man
< It's still there
It won't go away no matter how hard I try..
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