Imaginary numbers

I don't understand imaginary numbers! What the heck does i plus i equal??? is in inequal or equal? what is is-quared?? and seriously pi... be rational!! and  i... get real ;)
I've just been betrayed by my amigas... they SAID they were gonna go eat frootloops BUT NOOO they had to go upload like 170000 pictures of me being ugly as sin on skype... This has been a moment of intimacy with Dan...
I've taken the time to compose a list of "Things about me you should know" (if you care or if you don't):

I don't have any Kleenex in my room so I use toilet paper..
I make jewelry but I'm straight (go figure!)
I have a TON of crap in my room
I have a TON of crap in my locker
I have a TON of crap in my closet
I automatically love any team from Cleveland Ohio... yeah they all suck
I'm adopted and a lotta people don't know so I'm puttin that out there!
I'm in LC Chamber choir, we kick Bass
I've been playing guitar for 3 years and I won't stop even if I break all my fingers
I live in Kentucky but I'm not a redneck, blue collar, hillbilly or hick
I don't have a lot of friends but the ones I do have are more important to me than anything else in the world

So thats about all I've got to say tonight!! Shout out to the ASQ "foundation" cus they rock and they make up 80% of my avid readers...

This has been a moment in the shower with,
Dan the Man

Lie to me

They call me the TV minus the vision. I'm just Tele! Its been such a long time since I made a post... at least it feels like it! But I'm not gonna check how long ago because that's depressing... (someone will tell me anyways)... so this weeks headlines... knights won the football game 44-7... now its on to Boyle Co... and we really really need to win this game!!!! Or its all over........... PAIN!! SORROW!!! JOYFULN- just kidding... other news: I brought my cute, adorable bonsai tree inside so it wouldn't DIE! How is a tree adorable you might ask...? well my friends! It is tiny and that is how it is adorable!

Someone told me I should put
more
space
between
my
thoughts.....
So now I'm going to make more paragraphs and fewer of those gigantic spaceship things that carry all of my nonsensical nonsense into you spacious brains AKA... MEGAPARAGRAPHS!!!

Now I know many of you might be wondering why the title of this post is "Lie to me" Well its deffinitely not an invitation for you to not tell me the truth! Its actually because I'm obsessed with this new show called... wait for it.... 'lie to me'!! It kicks some serious tush! There is a group of 4 investigators that work together to read people's facial expressions to find out the truth even when people are lying to them! actually... its especially when people are lying to them... Anyway! you should all check it out! its on netflix and its a great show!

Remember folks! Honesty is the best policy!
Dan the Man

Ps happy now???