So I guess Dan got a little tired of me pestering him all the time...
"Hey Dan, have you blogged yet today?"
"Has anything blog-worthy happened to you lately?"
"I notice it has been 32 hours, 17 minutes and 42, 43, 44 seconds since your last post!"
Anyway, somehow I got stuck with his job..he's too lazy to write on HIS OWN BLOG!? Jeez..well I will do it with gusto! Mucho gusto!!
You know the 'got milk?' thing? Well I'm tired of those shirts that replace milk with other things!! I hate them! Really! Who wants a T shirt that says 'got science?' ?? Dan, obviously! You know maybe if it said 'got sarcasm?' I would wear it. Wow, that would be a really cool T shirt! I mean, yeah I got sarcasm! so maybe those shirts aren’t so stupid..nope. I still hate them. Unless I'm wearing them..so basically i hate when people other than myself wear 'got___?' T shirts because I'm actually jealous of them.
AAH!! we have no good cereals in my house! good as in tasty! Fiber Cardboard Plus does not qualify as good cereal! neither does Honey Wheat Bran Protein Raisin Horse Food Crunch!! I need real food like Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, Reese's Puffs, Cookie Crisp, and Apple Jacks!! By the way Dan, you still owe me some Reese's puffs.
Well I should be getting to bed, but before I sign off…..YES! Its cheesy inspirational quote time! Too bad. They’re stupid, Dan, childish and stupid.
"Hey Dan, have you blogged yet today?"
"Has anything blog-worthy happened to you lately?"
"I notice it has been 32 hours, 17 minutes and 42, 43, 44 seconds since your last post!"
Anyway, somehow I got stuck with his job..he's too lazy to write on HIS OWN BLOG!? Jeez..well I will do it with gusto! Mucho gusto!!
You know the 'got milk?' thing? Well I'm tired of those shirts that replace milk with other things!! I hate them! Really! Who wants a T shirt that says 'got science?' ?? Dan, obviously! You know maybe if it said 'got sarcasm?' I would wear it. Wow, that would be a really cool T shirt! I mean, yeah I got sarcasm! so maybe those shirts aren’t so stupid..nope. I still hate them. Unless I'm wearing them..so basically i hate when people other than myself wear 'got___?' T shirts because I'm actually jealous of them.
AAH!! we have no good cereals in my house! good as in tasty! Fiber Cardboard Plus does not qualify as good cereal! neither does Honey Wheat Bran Protein Raisin Horse Food Crunch!! I need real food like Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, Reese's Puffs, Cookie Crisp, and Apple Jacks!! By the way Dan, you still owe me some Reese's puffs.
Well I should be getting to bed, but before I sign off…..YES! Its cheesy inspirational quote time! Too bad. They’re stupid, Dan, childish and stupid.
Adios!
Dan (not the man!)
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