Monday night's post was bitter, at least from my perspective, and I'm sorry that I had to force my sadness onto you, my lovely and happy readers. I hope that will be one of VERY few posts of such a sad nature so, starting next week, I will add a new segment to my blog! (or four..) But I'm not sure what to name it... Misssspelluled wurds Mondai? (Eye Noah Leik Dis Blahg) TERRIBLE TUESDAY? (sounds painful) Weird Wonders Wednesday? (oOoOOo beware) Thinking of something to say... Thursday? (but seriously...) Food for thought Friday? (mmmm! food!) Satire Sunday? (Have to find something FUNNY) Sarcastic Sunday? (Like that'll happen)
So people of the interweb- Give me some feedback for once and I'll make sure not to disappoint!!
Other exciting things coming up... I'll give in depth, behind-the-scenes info about the new band!!
Now, on to my rant... Drive-Thru betting... Whoever thought that up must've been a scamming genious! Just think about it for a second.... Okay theres your second! So, basically the process of drive-thru betting is: the better (who sadly is normally WORSE off after the the transaction) drives up to the betting window, puts down his money and says the name of a horse. This step is summarized as "Heres my money, I'm gonna go sit in my car and pray that my luck holds and my 100-1 odds come through so I make a little money instead of throwing it down the gutter like every opposing better (who will then be a worser.. Right?)
You don't waste a whole lotta gas when you ACTUALLY COME IN TO KEENELAND!! Because, of course, if you're one of those people (like my dad) that thinks its a good idea to drive in circles wasting all of your gas, you might just get lucky! Then you go to the bookie and wait, sitting on your buttox, for the bookie to give you the right amount of cash which just happens to be the exact amount needed to pay for all the gas you've wasted driving in cirlces!
I know none of this makes sense... I don't mind and I hope you don't either. It will get better, I promise!
Dan the Man
So people of the interweb- Give me some feedback for once and I'll make sure not to disappoint!!
Other exciting things coming up... I'll give in depth, behind-the-scenes info about the new band!!
Now, on to my rant... Drive-Thru betting... Whoever thought that up must've been a scamming genious! Just think about it for a second.... Okay theres your second! So, basically the process of drive-thru betting is: the better (who sadly is normally WORSE off after the the transaction) drives up to the betting window, puts down his money and says the name of a horse. This step is summarized as "Heres my money, I'm gonna go sit in my car and pray that my luck holds and my 100-1 odds come through so I make a little money instead of throwing it down the gutter like every opposing better (who will then be a worser.. Right?)
You don't waste a whole lotta gas when you ACTUALLY COME IN TO KEENELAND!! Because, of course, if you're one of those people (like my dad) that thinks its a good idea to drive in circles wasting all of your gas, you might just get lucky! Then you go to the bookie and wait, sitting on your buttox, for the bookie to give you the right amount of cash which just happens to be the exact amount needed to pay for all the gas you've wasted driving in cirlces!
I know none of this makes sense... I don't mind and I hope you don't either. It will get better, I promise!
Dan the Man
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