Sleeping scared

I sleep on my right side because I used to be scared out of my mind that some crazy, superstrong, giant robber guy was gonna come through the window on the right side of my bed! I used to drive myself crazy(er) trying to lie on my back to watch the door on my left, the window in front and me AND the window on my right... I finally negotiated with myself that if I slept on my right side, I could look in the mirrored chest of drawers next to the window to see the door behind me while also being able to keep an eye on my right side window... It took a few more years of sleeping scared to realize that even if someone DID break into the window across the room (The one I was still paranoid about), the would not only wake me up by coming through the extremely old and creaky window BUT they would make sure that I was awake by tripping over the massive amounts of junk on my floor and making insane amounts of noise!
I now rest worry-free and I won't wake up even if there's a tornado outside!!
This has been a moment in bed with Dan. Sleep tight! Don't let the superstrong giant robber guys bite!
Dan the Man